imagine it's a short 20 years hence and it's about 2024 and we're sitting there sipping our laudanum/Vicodin Colas and injecting Nexium straight into our eyeballs and watching our 10-foot plasma-TV walls and looking back and saying my god, 2004, that was a weird one, wasn't it? Remember that ugly time? Remember when that smirking dolt Bush Jr. was presiden...
I'll be out back doing target practice, then I'll come inside for a glass of water.