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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....10-29,30,31-04.... Frightening, Spooky, Downright Skerry
Billie
Posted on 10/28/2004 10:29:12 PM PDT by Billie
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To: SheLion
LOL.
Like your laughing face gif.
To: dansangel; Billie; yall
Good Toon. Hadn't seen that one.
Have to run, y'all have fun and don't scare anyone to death!
To: The Mayor
Nice message by you today Mayor. Will continue to pray for George W Bush's re-election and the welfare of our country.
Have a Happy Halloween.
See ya later....
To: Aquamarine
Like your laughing face gif. It's not very sexy, but that's how I feel when I see something really funny. :)
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posted on
10/29/2004 7:11:48 AM PDT
by
SheLion
(PLEASE vote! We can't afford to be silent!!!! Do we really want FnKerry to run our Country?!)
To: All; Billie; LadyX; Temple Owl; Kitty Mittens; Texagirl4W; dutchess; Aquamarine; The Mayor; ...
Happy Halloween All!
Great thread, Billie. Yes, Kerry is very SKERRY!
I am heading to the Poconos for the weekend, maybe I could help get out the
vote for President Bush in the great state of Pennslyvania :-)
Have a wonderful weekend
Colleen
45
posted on
10/29/2004 7:51:29 AM PDT
by
deadhead
(God Bless Our Troops and Veterans Bush/Cheney '04)
To: Billie
Dave Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Tan Sex10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8.The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. (I must be one darn good lookin' guy!)
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a somach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you war a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
and, the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
46
posted on
10/29/2004 8:17:14 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(Urrrrrrgh! Kerry! Baaaaaaaad!!!!!!..................Frank N. Stein)
To: deadhead; Billie
47
posted on
10/29/2004 8:38:29 AM PDT
by
Temple Owl
(19064)
To: Billie; deadhead; phancypants; SheLion; Gabz; Aquamarine; dutchess; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; ...
Allo - I am TeRAYza HEINZ Kerreee.
I promise that if you will elect John Boy
to ze White House,
we will weekly have lavish State Dinners
like those in our beloved European countries.
On Day One we will hire a dozen authentic
French chefs and their many assistants.
There of course will be new china and
silverware imported from Europe,
(see how tacky zis is?)
and French designers to create ze elaborate decorations.
I look forward to having many courses,
serving imported delicacies,
and, of course, serving French wines
in honor of John Boy's Parisian-reared mother.
(she lived in a French castle, you know)
(before he was a hero in Nam)
(vile bbq and chili will be verboten!)
Pay for it? No problem - let ze peasants
cough it up and be grateful we are there to
integrate us back into Europe,
where are ze truly 'civilized' persons....
48
posted on
10/29/2004 9:00:15 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: LadyX
Very well done. ((LadyX))
49
posted on
10/29/2004 9:02:50 AM PDT
by
Texagirl4W
(Father, bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know they are needing this day!)
To: Texagirl4W; LadyX
MAJOR news conference on any minute about weapons destruction by 3rd ID in April 03
50
posted on
10/29/2004 9:08:07 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(John Kerry has been AWOL on issues of national security for two decades)
To: LadyX
LOL, very creative of you, LadyX! Have a good weekend, hope everything is going well with you and yours.
51
posted on
10/29/2004 9:08:50 AM PDT
by
deadhead
(God Bless Our Troops and Veterans Bush/Cheney '04)
To: LadyX
LOL Maggie.
Phrightphul images phorced on my brain at the thought of TeRAYza HEINZ Kerreee holding court in the White House.
52
posted on
10/29/2004 9:15:38 AM PDT
by
Diver Dave
(Stay Prayed Up)
To: Diver Dave; Texagirl4W; MEG33; deadhead
The two Kerrys are so much fun to "illustrate!!"
Let us pray we will not have to deal with them any longer after next week ---
53
posted on
10/29/2004 9:27:59 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: LadyX
54
posted on
10/29/2004 10:09:00 AM PDT
by
Dubya
(Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
To: Billie; Aquamarine; dansangel; dutchess; Mama_Bear; LadyX; WVNan; Pippin; GailA; JustAmy; ...
A perfect way to start off the weekend ... thank you, Billie.
I'm looking forward to watching the Texas Horseman remove Ichabod Kerry's frightening face from our TVs next Tuesday ... I'm so sick of his mug and his voice, I just can't take much more.
Thank you to all our Hostesses for all the work you do to begin our days with a Finest smile ... Mr. Mayor, you're in very Fine company.
Wishing all the Finest a wonderfully spooky weekend.
P.S. LadyX ... you've nailed Terry Kerry to the wall .... )
Ow-aah-oooooooooooo ...
55
posted on
10/29/2004 10:10:40 AM PDT
by
jwfiv
To: jwfiv
"I'm looking forward to watching the Texas Horseman remove Ichabod Kerry's frightening face from our TVs next Tuesday" ooh-la-la no..no..um....well, "just shucks" --
luv tha image you project, jwfiv-from-West-Texas.
May the election, in the words of Captain Kirk --
"Make it so!"
56
posted on
10/29/2004 10:26:49 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: Billie; Aquamarine; The Mayor; LadyX; jwfiv; Diver Dave; Mama_Bear; deadhead; Gabz; GailA; ...
Greetings all. A little halloween humor....
57
posted on
10/29/2004 10:30:42 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Billie; Aquamarine
Hi sistah billie. Forgot to say...wonderful weekend thread!!!! (and love the music aqua)!!! Back to work...hope to stop back later!
58
posted on
10/29/2004 10:32:13 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: LadyX; Billie; Aquamarine; Diver Dave; jwfiv; The Mayor; All
Okay...one more before I go!
59
posted on
10/29/2004 10:34:18 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Billie; Aquamarine; The Mayor; LadyX; All
TRICK OR TREAT!!!!! (now I really have to go!)
60
posted on
10/29/2004 10:37:21 AM PDT
by
dutchess
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