"You're forgetting the secret meeting between the US and the USSR in a nuclear sub somewhere beneath the ice at the North Pole."
Thanks for the humor. Now seriously....
Seriously. Putin isn't a real man. Back in the summer of '91, he saw the light and had a sex change. He still has a svengali like hold on nations of the West, and it's no wonder. Back when he was a female KGB operative, he slept with more of the leaders of the free world than Helen Romesch!