[Mad Mammoth]

First, consider the source. JOE LOCKHART, who is to clean honest campaigning what Michael Jackson is to responsible day care.

Second, it only underscores the tragedy that Lockhart's mother did NOT have the RU486 morning after pill available to her. BUT hey: you go to bed with a big Daddy Mullet, and junior's eyeballs are bound to bug out like that.

In a perfect world, we will one day see Lockhart face to chest with General Tommy Franks, and the General will say 'now would you care to repeat what you said back on October 28th?', as Lockhart proceeds to swallow his tongue and expel it from his sphincter.

I would pay good money to watch that show.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Joe's mom was a moron.

And how do we know this?

She fed Joe.