Here's a bump fer the Sultan...MUD
"Right's Justice!!"
(To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!!
Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore...
With my bald head glist'nin'...
Whole Wide World's list'nin'...
To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
MUUUUUUD's FReepin' fer a bright Christmas...
With every Justice Song he writes!!
Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight...
And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help Us!!
With every Christmas card you write...
Tell yer FRiends...Pat Leahy Ain't Right!!
Confirm all Bush Justices TONITE!!
Mudboy Slim (12/04/2001)
Mud, you just know he's at that big NASCAR track in the sky!