"NewAge Wasteland" (or "INDICT Slick Willie!!)
(To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")
(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs...
and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")
For Clinton, they kneeled...
Left's blindness revealed...
Press won't attack because Slick's Lib'ral!!
We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT...
To prove we're Right...
Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!!
(No no no no no-oh!!)
Uprise...
Libs're Chi-Com spies!!
We don't need Left's New Age wasteland!!
FReepers, make a stand!!
We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land...
DETHRONE the Liar...Right must become much bolder!!
Left's exits' oh so near...
Vile Lib'rals quake with fear...
Send Slick to Prison, before Left gets yet Bolder!!
New Age Wasteland...
It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!!
Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends,
Can't you taste it?!!
Left's bein' Limbaughsted!!!
Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos (11/10/2000)
Thanks fer the link to the FRee download of that wonderful song, my FRiend...MUD