"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's Four-Inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks miss Reagan...
I just wish Clinton's term was through...hmmmmmm...
Folks, here's the scam...lies been told again...
One Bad Man, humpin' his page...
He must go!! Force JUSTICE, my FRiends...
We must VOTE...burnin' with rage!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man"!!
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's my plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
SLICK MUST GO!! RE-IMPEACH, my FRiends...
When we VOTE, we'll turn the page...
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of the Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled!
They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we vote, they'll know the rage!!
Ah, there he is...on TeeVee again...
Democrats, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! FReep The Whore, my FRiends...
Make Slick go...Where? Think I know-ow!
Mudboy Slim (07/03/2000)
Good one, Mudboy!!