If I'd been able to take the afternoon off, I'd have definitely begun the weekend with a nice meal with my fellow FReepers...MUD
"House of the Vile Clintons!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lived the Vile Clintons!!
And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string Left up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
Slick torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!!
Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's Fate is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers...
Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!
Mudboy Slim (07/08/2000)