Posted on 10/28/2004 11:00:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Just & Bold!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs...
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOs shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATS're No Good!!
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATS are gettin' old!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Mudboy Slim (04/28/2004)
"FReeper FRom Virginny!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee")
FReepers smoked marijuana at Virginia...
We don't like threats to Liberty!!
You won't go burnin' OUR flag down on my street...
We like livin' Right, bein' FRee!!
An' we don't call our Prez'dent a "Big Dummy!!"
We like takin' stands an' whuppin' fools!!
We don't really care if you ain't fancy...
But we'd appreciate if yer not a Clinton TOOL!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia...
A place where history records Left's fall.
We salute ol' glory down at the Ballpark...
An' cold Icehouse's still MUD's fav'rite thrill of all.
My redneck roots disguises my guile and prescient wisdom...
FReepin' in my sandals 'cuz I'm FRee!!
Football is still just second-best each Sunday...
And our kids, they all go where good teachers TEACH!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia!!
A place where Liberty is really "ALL"!!
We salute Ol' Glory, down at the Ballpark!!
Yes, we're fightin' 'til all the Planet's FRee!!
An' cold Icehouse's still MUD's biggest vice of all...
In Ol' Richmond, Virginny, USA!!!
(Eeeeeeeee)
Mudboy Slim (04/29/2004)
"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
We are starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000
DeLay would whup Earle's arse if he had to...MUD
"Religious zealots riding high after W's win"
Originally published on November 26, 2004
"Less than a month after the national elections, the mullahs of America's religious right are in full swagger. Dispensing with pretense, they are openly reconfiguring American government in the service of a narrow version of fundamentalist Christianity. For weeks, the press has focused on how a vast mobilization of evangelical voters helped President Bush to reelection. That's missing the disturbing sequel to the story: an explicit, organized campaign to erode the nation's status as a modern, secular and constitutional democracy.
Consider the following events, all of which have taken place since Election Day. In a letter dated Nov. 3, the president of Bob Jones University, the politically influential Bible college in South Carolina, sent Bush an open letter, posted on the school's Web site. "In your reelection, God has graciously granted America - though she doesn't deserve it - a reprieve from the agenda of paganism," wrote Bob Jones 3rd. "Put your agenda on the front burner and let it boil. You owe the liberals nothing. They despise you because they despise your Christ."
A few days later, James Dobson, the archconservative founder of Focus on the Family, a lobbying group, bluntly notified the nation that he expects Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.), in line to become chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, to be an errand boy for the religious right. Specter committed the sin of suggesting that Bush would have problems winning Senate approval of Supreme Court nominees who are determined to overturn Roe vs. Wade and outlaw abortion. Dobson promptly went on national television to issue a political fatwa. "He is a problem, and he must be derailed," Dobson said. Senate leaders hastily patched together a compromise that will let Specter keep his job. "He will assume his new position on a very short leash," said Mullah Dobson."
In case any other slow learners in Congress needed help, Dobson gave clear marching orders. "Especially, especially, putting conservative judges on the judiciary, that is the key to everything," he said on ABC's "This Week." Speaking of the judiciary, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made two appearances this week that confirm his oft-stated intent to erase traditional lines separating church and state. "We are fools for Christ's sake," Scalia said at a Red Mass, a tradition for Catholic lawyers, in Illinois. "We must pray for the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world."
A few days later, addressing Congregation Shearith Israel in Manhattan, Scalia dropped the Christ references but kept the message touting government support of religion. "There is something wrong with the principle of neutrality," he told the congregants, according to The Jerusalem Post. The true goal, he said, "is not neutrality between religiousness and nonreligiousness; it is between denominations of religion."
In a 1960 speech to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association, then-Sen. John Kennedy described the restraint and neutrality that government leaders should exercise with regard to religion. "I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute," said Kennedy. "Where no religious body seeks to impose its will directly or indirectly upon the general populace or the public acts of its officials.... I believe in a President whose religious views are his own private affair."
America in the age of the mullahs has strayed a long way indeed from Kennedy's wise words."
LOL...I like it when the Lib'rals are SCAIR'T!!
FReegards...MUD
Just a little light in the loafers...MUD
BTW...they usedta say the same thing about Slick Willie...but we know better!!
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Mudboy Slim (11/20/01)
"Power Struggle...Russian President Vladimir Putin engaged in a decisive battle for Ukraine yesterday at the Russia–EU summit in the Dutch city of The Hague. In the opinion of special Kommersant correspondent Andrey Kolesnikov, by the end of the press conference all of its participants had lost their taste for life except the Russian president. The Russian president's advance plane with part of the delegation and journalists took off from Moscow for The Hague a little before the “main flight”. There had been fine weather in Amsterdam and The Hague the day before. The sun was shining (this is important). The flight from Moscow to Amsterdam takes two hours. Of course, the fact that there was fog there had been known since morning. But apparently there was hope that it would dissipate. Hope died when the plane began circling above the airport. This went on for about half an hour. As a result, it was decided to send the “advance flight” to Brussels, closer to the European Commission headquarters. At a military airport there we waited more than two hours for a decision on our fate."
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I don't envy Putin's decision here...I'd probably call fer a RECALL, if it was me.
"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
Mudboy Slim
Four fitty...MUD
Yeah! :^D
FReegards...MUD
"All the guests, except me, were northeastern “city slickers” liberals between 50 and early 60. This told me that they had grown up with early television programs like “The Lone Ranger, Gunsmoke, Roy Rogers, and Gene Autry,” and movies like “High Noon, Shane, and The Man From Laramie.” Not one of these individuals had ever been to “Dodge City, Tombstone, San Antonio,” or the real old west.
I continued to ponder the description of George W. Bush as a “Cowboy” and decided to make a list of characteristic that would apply to an easily recognized American cowboy as portrayed in the media of their early childhood years. From the movies and early television programs we saw that the cowboy hero never went looking for trouble. The trouble seemed to always find him. This seems to fit George Bush when we take into account 9/11 and the falling economy that Bill Clinton left behind.
A cowboy when presented with a crisis always faced it head on. He never looked to someone else to help him solve a problem. If others wanted to stand with the cowboy he would always be grateful for their assistance but when action was required to take care of the bad guys, he never spent days trying to build a "coalition" in the saloon. The American cowboy would seek out the individuals causing the problems and capture or kill them."
A cowboy would believe in devolving Power outta the Federal Leviathan and back to States, Localities, and Individuals...MUD
Just great, Mud. Thanks. :^DHope you're doing well, also!
EMA #9.11...Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train"
I want to hop on the last train in the station
Won't need to get yourself prepared
When you're on that last train to glory
You'll know you're reasonably there
Maybe you ain't walked on any highway
You've just been flyin' in the air
But if you're on that last train to glory
You'll know you've paid your fare
Maybe you've been Iying down in the jailhouse
Maybe you've been hungry and poor
Maybe your ticket on the last train to glory
Is the stranger whose been sleeping on your floor
I ain't a man of constant sorrow
I ain't seen trouble all day long
We are only passengers on the last train to glory
That will soon be long, long gone
I want to hop on the last train in the station
Won't need to get yourself prepared
When you're on the last train to glory
You'll know you're reasonably there
Pre...MUD
"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith")
One...two...three...four...
Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.
Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!
Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!
(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)
Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...
Mudboy Slim (05/21/2004)
You were saying??????
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, our B-Ball team's lookin' pretty good so far...MUD
Have we worn out our welcome already?
Sorry to rub it in. But that's muh job.
My skating coach, who used to live in the Ukraine, has been telling me about the issues with the election in the Ukraine. His opinion is that it is a powder keg, and if it goes off, it will be very, very bad.
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