Actually I used to be a Luthern but saw the light. So now should I add that you are paranoid of Orthodox too? Dude, meds, it does your mind good.
Meds? Why would I want to mess with drugs? You, on the other hand, probably *have* messed with them. But even if not, those who target liberal Protestants for conversion to the Russian (Kremlin controlled, KGB/FSB infiltrated) bastardization of the proper EOC, have definitely messed with your head.