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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....10-28-04...."IS THIS THE OCTOBER SURPRISE?
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| Johnhuang2
Posted on 10/27/2004 8:32:31 PM PDT by dutchess
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To: Guffman
I wouldn't be laughing, lil' Guff!
To: phancypants
82
posted on
10/28/2004 9:42:21 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Hobbits for Bush '04)
To: phancypants
We'll talk about it :o)
Hey, I'm gonna make a call to a Waffle House and see what they think about the Wafflehead...
83
posted on
10/28/2004 9:42:53 AM PDT
by
Guffman
To: Guffman; phancypants
84
posted on
10/28/2004 9:43:38 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Hobbits for Bush '04)
To: Pippin
To: JohnHuang2; dutchess; Billie; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; ST.LOUIE1; Diver Dave; dansangel; WVNan; ...
My Dear John,
Coming in the Home-is-the-White-House stretch, a last minute search yielded an overlooked blockbuster of Eiffel Tower proportions!
(oops --sorry --wrong link!)
Here we go, a flash straight from Le Nooze ---
The author is purported to be 'Pierre from Paree.'
~~ FLASH ~~
WMDs Found On Crawford Ranch !!!
A dem inbedded as a network reporter recently uncovered on said ranch items sure to throw a monkey wrench in the upcoming American Presidential Election.
Dear Readers, allow me to bring to your attention what I - Pierre - personally observed.
In the (gasp) unlocked barn were the following WMDs, no doubt used by the owner of this ranch.
Chainsaw
Is zis not ze weapon of choice used in the Chainsaw Massacre?!!
Sacre bleu ---
Axe
Capable of hacking apart walkers and wheelchairs for the infirm
Suspicious White Powder
Aha!!
Anthrax powder? The dreaded XYZ used in explosives?
~ snip ~
Zis is sure to cook ze goose of the ranch owner.
Let us hope ze networks spread word of this in time to save America...
(Note: This message has been approved by Msr. Cherock, who has only a very, very distant relationship with one Jean Kerrreee)
86
posted on
10/28/2004 9:44:28 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: Pippin
87
posted on
10/28/2004 9:44:29 AM PDT
by
Guffman
To: LadyX
To: dutchess
Always a wonderful presentation you conjure up, dutchess, and I just love this find/creation?!
89
posted on
10/28/2004 9:50:59 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: phancypants
"The doors open tomorrow at 3, but we're going to show up in the late morning with a bunch of get-well cards for our wounded troops and let people fill them out who want to! I thought that would be a good way to get people involved in our project...
Ohio is BUSH COUNTRY!" What a wonderful breath of fresh air you are, miss phancy!
If we ever were to allow cloning, I'd approve of many more "YOUs" ...|>:))
90
posted on
10/28/2004 9:58:08 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: LadyX
Whoo-hoo!
Then I'd only have to come to work a couple of days a week!
You're on to something...
Thanks for the compliment, by the way.
To: phancypants
LOL...
Off to work yet again!
92
posted on
10/28/2004 10:03:12 AM PDT
by
Guffman
To: Pippin
"Dead Republicans can't vote ;0)" *I do believe that must be somewhere in the (dem's) Constitution, Pippin.*
:)))
Good afternoon to you...
~ LadyX
93
posted on
10/28/2004 10:07:14 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: All
What did the mother ghost say to her son
when they got into the car?
Put on your sheet belt.
Why did the ghost go to Wal Mart?
To get more sheets.
What do you call a ghost who is a
child rearing expert?
Dr. Spook
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
What did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people?
Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
With No-Body!
94
posted on
10/28/2004 10:12:06 AM PDT
by
Dubya
(Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
To: LadyX
95
posted on
10/28/2004 10:12:32 AM PDT
by
Dubya
(Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
To: LadyX
Good afternoon, (((LadyX))))!
96
posted on
10/28/2004 10:47:29 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Hobbits for Bush '04)
To: LadyX; dutchess; JohnHuang2; Billie; Aquamarine; Mama_Bear
Always enjoy your spicy retorts (((((((LadyX))))))))) - keep Dear John honest!
((((((dutchess and JH2)))))))) - excellent essay, as always. Just heard another "October Surprise" from the left on FOX a while ago - it seems that a group calling themselves environment2004.org have put up billboards in Orlando and Tampa accusing President Bush for the recent hurricanes! No lie - they are so spittin'-fire sure that *he* is the cause because *he* is behind the rise in "global warming."
Kind of reminds you of *this* nonsense:
(((((((HUGS)))))))) to all at the Finest!
97
posted on
10/28/2004 11:02:46 AM PDT
by
dansangel
(Vote like your life depends on it...because it does!)
To: dansangel
LOL to the Hillary Hurricane Theory..:))
Yesterday I posted a graphic (before my computer crashed AGAIN for the night...grrr) that fits well right HERE:
98
posted on
10/28/2004 11:54:33 AM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: dansangel
" they are so spittin'-fire sure that *he* is the cause because *he* is behind the rise in "global warming." " Surely they are terribly confused...surely it is THIS windbag full of hot air (spewing *polluting venom* with it) who is responsible for any rise in global warmng!
99
posted on
10/28/2004 12:03:12 PM PDT
by
LadyX
(((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
To: LadyX
One of my all-time faves (((((Lady))))))
:-)
100
posted on
10/28/2004 12:16:45 PM PDT
by
dansangel
(Vote like your life depends on it...because it does!)
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