[IowaHawk]

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[rocksblues]

OK, IowaHawk you have figured out how I did it!

[alcuin]

who suffered a minor hernia and a burst temple vein in the experiment.<<
This will never happen, again, under The Pumpkin's watch.
ALL allies (many MANY new ones!) will lift their full share.
A Coalition of the Lifting.

[Smartaleck]

Breaking on the DU....it was not "burly Scandanavian strongmen" as previously reported but indeed, hold overs from the East German Olympic Swimming team.

In an exclusive by Kerry sycophants, Hans "the slippery slope" Blix reported that the Scans were a bunch of whimps and only the former East Germs could accomplish such. His report to the UN Committee on minutia and other inconsequential BS would be forthcoming.

In other related news stories, Bush while hefting the tons of BS heaped upon his campaign by the NYTimes and other media elites exuded a large amount of anal gas.

Kerry questioned the timing of the flatulence and intoned, "when I'm President there will be no missing Boston Baked Bean looting on my watch."

Economist Krugman of the NYTimes incanted that the Bush administration once again over inflated the economy and questioned Bush on the minimal effects that the anal exhaust would have on global warming and the price of tea in China.

[WarEagle]

LOL! Great to see your post.