Lando 
Posted on 10/27/2004 12:43:03 PM PDT by Lando Lincoln
Lando
Don't forget the hurricanes. He caused those too.
He has reached quite a powerful status in the minds of Dems, who claim he's too stupid to even read a book.
Well, OK, so Bush created the flu, stole the explosives, single-handedly funneled billions into the hands of The Wealthy, activated volcanoes and hurricanes...wouldn't you want a fellow with this sort of super-powers in the presidency? Of course you would.
I''l take the last line as a compliment, I suppose...
GW did something Lex Luther never could?
Sorry for the tangent, but... does the "pics" rule then apply?
So BUSH made Catwoman suck?
Tell you what, Sharon - film the scene anyway. Make it about 45 minutes long and put out a special "directors cut" dvd. I guarantee you I'll buy a copy, just to show that I care about free speech.
Don't forget that Bush is the reason that all the leaves
are falling off the trees in my Bethesda neighborhood!!!
Oh, no wait. Its actually autumn isn't it.
hehehehehehehe
MV
According to lib/dems, W is Lex Luther....
Kerry has a plan to protect Florida from the dastardly Republican hurricanes Bush keeps sending - The People's Hurrican Fence project to surround the east coast. Check it out on www.communistsforkerry.com.
Oh, then we're gonna need pictures ... !!!!
I told my wife about the billboards being put up on I-4 blaming Bush for the hurricanes. She doesn't believe me.
"Nobody's that stupid"
I've never sent a link to DU post proving that, yes, in fact there ARE people that stupid.
Hey, Clark Kent/George Bush? - both simple monsyllabic names of do-gooders.
Lois Lane/Laura Bush - Lois, Laura? C'mon don't you see?
He really is Superman! Holy Evil James Carville, Batman! This is the real October surprise the MSM doesn't want us to know about. Of course no one will believe me. They never do. But answer me one question, have you ever seen Superman and W in the same room at the same time? Just answer me that one.
On second thought have you ever seen Lex Luthor and James Carville together? (that one has me very worried).
http://www.imao.us/sound/Halliburton.mp3
THIS AD IS A JOKE WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY REPUBLICANS, DON'T FREAK OUT!
Hey Freepers! I used to have rearry rarge penish! But one day it just get berry small! I tink it be Bush fault!
Speaking of small penish, what de herr iz John Kerry eben close to being erected? He dork!
By Freepers! Oh, and if you see her preeze send Ann Coulter over to see me. Terr her I throw Michael Moore in shark tank for her if she come see me. She hot! Preeze don;t terr her about my penish problem dough. OK Freeper?
"...Because it would only be a matter of time before you guys would be so screwed, I cannot tell you." -Cher
This was my laugh for the afternoon! I wonder if the one name wonder realizes how funny this is???
Hey, you forgot to blame him about the 8000 year peak in sun spot activity.....
:-)
So he is the one depleting our oxygen supply by having those leaves fall off? I knew I couldn't trust conservatives.
>“If you are not a liberal at age 20, you have no heart. If >you are not a conservative at age 40, you have no brain
OH MY GOSH!! That man was BRILLIANT! That was me, at 20 and I'm now conservative heading into my mid-40's.
Wow.
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