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Much like you never see Clark Kent when Superman is around, you never Michigan J. Frog and John Kerry in the same place... Even when campaigning in Michigan! Good job. Ketchup dude, maybe you could animate the audio from these funny political radio commercials (NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE ADS WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY REPUBLICANS, SO DON'T FREAK OUT IF YOU THINK ANY OF IT IS ANTI-BUSH)

-In one of the battleground states, an elementary school was having a career day. Kerry thus stopped by to explain what it's like to be a Senator: http://www.imao.us/sound/KerryCareer.mp3

-A clip of the Town Hall Presidential Debate: http://www.imao.us/sound/Debate.mp3

-John Kerry talks about the gray area between real leadership and war crimes: http://www.imao.us/sound/WarCrimes.mp3

-Who are these “Foreign Leaders” supporting John Kerry? The answer is here: http://www.imao.us/sound/ForeignLeaders.mp3

-John Edwards promises that terrorists will surrender when John Kerry is in the White House because of their “great hair”: http://imao.us/sound/Hair.mp3

-George W. Bush outlines John Kerry’s “Hungry Hungry Hippos” tax plan for working Americans: http://imao.us/sound/Hippos.mp3

-Did Dick Cheney & Halliburton bulldoze orphanages in Third World countries to build chemical weapons to be used on kittens? Yes, according to this new 527 attack ad: http://www.imao.us/sound/Halliburton.mp3