He's been looking jaundiced for quite some time. I believe he uses the canned tan to disguise this. JMHO
John Kerry wears makeup even when he's not on camera. This earned him the moniker; "Liveshot", from WRKO's Howie Carr.
Kerry also had the audacity to suggest that his victory parade be a part of the Red Sox victory parade. No senator. We have not waited since 1918 for YOU!