[AggieCPA]

All I know is that in my younger years I often wished fervently that I could make time flow backwards - usually when I woke up with a girl who somehow was far less attractive than she was at last call.

[ApesForEvolution]

Coyote ugly?

[Boiler Plate]

usually when I woke up with a girl who somehow was far less attractive than she was at last call.

Ah the infamous "Beer Goggles" also known in the scientific community as "Entropy Optics". In short as the volume of alcohol in your galaxy (blood stream) decreases through the expansion of your bladder and necessitates a dispersion (The Big Wizz). The Entropy ("black energy")that once clouded your ability to discern a hottie from a double bagger is reduced and your sexual drive is now sucked into a "Black Hole" of remorse and shame. Don't worry it happens all over the known "Universities".