Yep I knew it. President Bush did it.
These idiots are really nutty.
This is what happened. GW secretly put his body double (his dad who colors out the gray in his hair to play the part)...into his place, and then drove a Ford Bronco up to Minnisota. There he puchased a shoulder-launched surface to air missile from Jesse Ventura, and then hid quietly in the woods. When Wellstone flew over...he fired the missile with data provided by Condi.