I know I told you I moved to Pennsylvania to retire, but I need to be honest and tell you the truth. I moved here to try to uncover a large KGB ring here.
They dress very simply, don't shave and don't even drive. They are very very secretive and keep to themselves. This group pretends to be farmers and carpenters but I'm onto them :-)
Also watch out for the heffalumps and woozles. They are very confusil.
They come in every shape and size.
They come in ones and twosies, but if they so choosies, before your eyes you'll see them multiply! (BEWARE!)