"I'm prepared to crawl belly-down across a football field covered in broken glass and rusty nails with my fly unzipped to vote for W."
---John Wayne Bobbit voter LOL j/k
I'm with you..not to hijack the thread but let's play some one-up.
I'm prepared to crawl belly-down across a football field covered in broken glass and rusty nails on top of hot coals with my fly unzipped to vote for W