Would love to see GWB go Tanya Harding on Castro!
Late today a news report from Cuba indicated that a CIA operative, sent by the BUSH administration, secretly smeared grease on the steps of the platform where Fidel Castro slipped and fell. This dastardly attack points up the reason why Bush should not be elected. One unnamed White House official was quoted as saying " We didn't really smear grease on the steps, a CIA man who was there to observe accidentally threw his bana nna peel on the steps after eating lunch. Castro has our sincere apologies." John Kerry has attacked Bush calling him the "Bananna Asassin" and vowing that CIA operatives will not be allowed to eat bananns if he is elected.
(humor in case you didn't get it)