Since I don't wish to be banned, remind me not to tell that joke I heard where the punchline is "I blew a seal".
Which reminds me..
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and place peas around the circle. Then when the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Since I don't wish to be banned, remind me not to tell that joke I heard where the punchline is "I blew a seal".
Fix the damned car and leave my personal life out of it!
No, that's just some ice cream.