I thought Rosie O'Doughnuts was a 300-plus pound lesbian. That's a lightweight now? I guess the obesity epidemic is worse than I thought.
Say, did John Kerry say, "Well, if you ask my friend Rosie O'Doughnuts she will tell you (because I can read her mind) that she is just being who she was born to be."?
BS!!! Only since she faced the fact she couldn't get Tom Cruise. She figured she couldn't get any Man, probably, and perhaps rightly so!