[The Citizen Soldier]

Think about it: if each CA Freeper just locked 4 Democrats in his or her basement until November 3

Ahem, as one of those CA Freepers, I must remind you that basements are quite uncommon in CA. On the other hand, my Tuff Shed can accomodate 4 or 5 Democrats no problem.

In a pinch, you can put me down for 3 more if I can smuggle 'em through the gate to my unit at the rental storage yard.

[newzjunkey]

Sometimes I *wish* we had basements here in California.

There's always the old joke about weeding out the 14 million illegal aliens by supposedly hiring them as day labor, putting them in a truck so they can't see where they're going and driving them into Mexico, open the truck and run like hell.

[mlocher]

"In a pinch, you can put me down for 3 more if I can smuggle 'em through the gate to my unit at the rental storage yard."

PINCH