[Gibtx]

if woman believe this then there is nothing you can do to change their minds.

[TexasBarak]

5. If another person is not saying anything, and you're wondering if this might be because something is bothering that person, and you ask that person what that person is thinking, and that person says ''Nothing,'' do you accept this perfectly reasonable answer, or do you proceed to NAG THE PERSON HALF TO DEATH?

My wife was walking out the door on her way to the grocery store as I read this line, and burst out laughing, so I had to explain the premise and read what made me laugh- whereupon, she almost choked on a sip of cofee.
There is kernel of truth in all good humor- this one has not just a kernel, but the whole plant!