ok ok.....SOD OFF YA BENT TOSSERS TOO! (smile)
Now Thumbelina, we need to keep from getting down on their level. Take a deep breath in through your nose, count to 10, and release through your mouth. Yes,yes,now are you feeling better?
We do not know what kind of childhood this man and his cohorts had, perhaps they have a spouse that beats them, a child who questions their authority...I would like for these people to have a nice, long acid bath. Wouldn't that be warm and snuggly?
To be effective it would need to be a digit at a time and no sodding off would then be necessary as they would fall off! I'm sure my idea seems gentle to you, but I am trying to save you a mess to clean up when its all over.
Although your idea would give immediate gratification, this would perhaps linger longer(unlike their bent tossers). Just a thought...