Very funny.
Ok - here it is: "Oil for Ketchup is not a food" scandal.
Heinz' issued fraudulent invoices when shipping ketchup to Iraq. Mis-labeling ketchup "Virgin Olive Oil" caused a platoon of suicide bombers to smear ketchup on their bodies in a failed mission to find 72 virgins.
I am soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry.