In a shocking discovery, inside sourses have determined John Kerry has secretly been serving as a liberal Senator from Massachusetts. None of the other 99 Senators contacted could verify ever seeing John Kerry or know of any thing John Kerry has ever done, but reliable sources have verified this shocking rumor. Developing, details to follow.....
In a shocking discovery, inside sourses have determined John Kerry has secretly been serving as a liberal Senator from Massachusetts. None of the other 99 Senators contacted could verify ever seeing John Kerry or know of any thing John Kerry has ever done, but reliable sources have verified this shocking rumor. Developing, details to follow.....
I thought that was kind of funny, but apparently no one else did. Oh well...