Hey aren't you a hunter? I know you are probably tempted now to vote for Kerry because of his hunting antics. I just wanted to remind you that President Bush is still the guy in case you were having trouble deciding now. I'm sure Kerry dressing up like a hunter was very persuasive to a lot of you.
Thanks for the ping beaversmom.
HERE IS TRTEAMERS GOOSE HUNTIG QUIZ.
If you know the answers you are a true goose hunter:
1: You have a north wind, which direction should your decoys be facing?
2: What is a layout blind?
3: What is a double cluck?
4: What type of weather makes for the best hunting?
5: Is double-ought-buck better than number 9's?
6: What is a "goose load"?
7: When do the migrants come in?
8: How much does bismuth cost?
9: What is a "flute"?
10: Which is better, a 26 inch barrel or a 30 inch barrel?
11: What is pass shooting?
12: What is a "sick goose"?
13: What is a "spit call"?
14: Have you ever hunted out of a sink box?
15: Describe two common decoy arrangements?
16: What are "Bigfoots"?
17: What is the "point system"?
18: What are "Whitefronts"?
19: What is this years snow goose posession limit?
20: What is a "Super Black Eagle"?
21: What is a "flapper"?
22: What is "flagging"?
23: What is a "double reed"?
24: What is "goose jerky"?
25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other?
If you can answer all of these, then you are a goose hunter. John Kerry's score? ZERO.