[BobS]

"Wait, I just read on another thread that he is in the basement of the White House. How can this be?"

Because Bush wants to throw him and his wheelchair out on October 31st. He made a pass at Laura and isn't paying rent and lives like a slob.

[inpajamas]

If the want bin laden they need to take a scraper blade plastic baggy and a magnifying glass to the place.