Ann Coulter's Pie Assailants (Names, Photos of Ineffectual Girly-Man 'Rat Cowards)

The Smoking Gun ^ | 10/22/04 | The Smoking Gun

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack

OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)

[faithincowboys]

You're right. This is such a wuss move on their part.

[Moconservative]

These guys look like your typical RAT voter. IQ below the Jimmy Carter line.

[skinkinthegrass]

..THUGS! ...say good bye to the good life, you now have a rap sheet...make your parents proud.

IMHO ..and if your parents agree w/ you...your parents are MORONS, too.

[Ron in Acreage]

2 liberal bed wetters crying for their mommies.

[SpinyNorman]

jeez the guy on the right looks like "Little Alex" from A Clockwork Orange.

Crap! I thought the same thing!

Let us hope they get the same "reeducation" regime!! LOL!

[octobersky]

LOL!

[Polyxene]

Dumb and Dumber! OR Jack and A$$!

[firebrand]

Oh no. They are very tough. Tough from throwing things at women.

[HawaiianGecko]

 

	Hey Mom & Dad See what your hard earned money bought when you sent me to be a Wild Cat? Aren't you proud of me?

 

[Just another Joe]

Why are they wrapped in sheets?

[fso301]

Loser on the right sure has a bent red nose.

[AndrewC]

[Nonstatist]

These guys look very bright, thats why everyone calls them "Sonny".

[Carolinamom]

On the way to a Roger Clinton nose on the right.

[TripsN1]

Hopefully they will be locked up and can't vote on 11/2. Two liberal girlie men vs. one conservative woman. She still won.

[DanTheAdmin]

Read the post - it's expalined there

[Dante3]

Do they have previous arrests for hitting women? I bet they wouldn't dare hit a man, only a 100 lbs. woman.

[skinkinthegrass]

We're slippin' folks...no Ann Colturer pic. till post #39. THANKS :))

[hellinahandcart]

Whereas the sheet makes them look like they've been sentenced to a haircut.

LOL! Or, photographed while in their highchairs. :D