[Prime Choice]

I think that's a fine idea. And I'm sure they'd like to do it. But some dumb ass perp will get hurt and then the lawyers will come out of the woodwork.

Stupid lawyers. Always wrecking my fun. It's always, "No, you can't electrify this" or "No, you can't place high explosives in that" or "The courts would still be able to identify the victim through DNA analysis"...

...er...uh...where was I? Oh...oh yeah.

You WHAT! Intentionally wired the place to get someone???

Yep! And hey! I've shocked myself before, so I didn't do anything to them that I haven't done to me! So I get a pass, right? O: )

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Yeah, they'll give you a pass all right. A pass right down their shark lawsuit chain.