[calenel]

"It is customary to post a post complaining about vanity posts every time someone posts a vanity."

It seems to also be a growing custom to 'slap' the complainer (as you experienced). ;-)

[True_wesT]

Possibilities:

1. The Bush camp will plant someone high-up in the campaign who will make the absurd suggestion that Kerry put on a ridiculous hunting outfit and kill some wildlife. Surely he won't fall for it.

2. Kerry will be caught in bed with a spider monkey, a bottle of 1963 Claret, and a a copy of the Kama Sutra.

3. Kerry -- who reflexively opposes everything that Bush does without thinking about it first -- will surprise the world when he publicly condemns cute puppies and his own grandmother.

4. Theresa's tax returns will reveal donations to Hamas.

5. Weekly World News will report: "Kerry's Head Filled with Caramel Popcorn."