How timely! Just today I received a "To the Parents of: " note from the PTA. Well, goodness gracious, they have checked their records and found that I have not joined the PTA! They would like to encourage me to do so, as my child and his classroom teacher might get some goodies if I do.
The note I wrote back borders on unpleasant.
We try to find out what the "goodies" are, and we buy them for the whole class instead. We have several pizza parties to do this year.