"John Kerry: All of the French, but only half the tact."
"John Kerry: Just a Gigolo, and everywhere he goes, people know just what the polls are sayin'"
"John Kerry: Better living through indecision since 1972."
"John Kerry, because if he can wake up to his wife every morning, what's a few terrorists?"
"John Kerry: More positions than the Kama Sutra."
John Kerry: More positions than Team America Puppet Sex...