LOL! It's amazing that Republicans have the better speech writers this year. Kerry's attempts to tell jokes are so filled with venom and self-importance. Matt Damon ought to spend his million dollars buying Kerry a sense of humor.
I think the story has been twisted.
Rather than going goose hunting, he was learning the goose step.
It was always goose hunting as far as I know.
Hugh Hewitt is asking "how do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for a mistake?"
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I'm not sure I understand your question. Do ducks and geese fly in the same flocks? No
Do ducks and geese decoy to the same decoys. Yes they can, but they won't land next to each other. In fact I shoot as mant ducks using goose decoys as I do with duck decoys. Geese however don't usually decoy to duck decoys.
Wiping my eyes.....John Kerry, "the guy." Manicure. Dorky expression. Loping gait. Waiting patiently for him to shoot himself in the foot. Oh, wait. Teh-raayyy-zah already did that for him. Hoo hah! It just gets better and better!
A lame attempt to masculinize Kerry. "Vote for me, I can kill something." I don't know who he is trying to impress but his base will not be happy.
Let's see now, did he have to beach his punt under withering fire from the geese? Did he have to rescue comrades who had been goosed? When he killed his goose, was it dressed only in its underwear? Did he shoot it in the front or back? Does he actually know which end of the gun the shot comes out of??? Is he glad there wern't more geese?
On Nov. 3rd Kerry will have the big goose egg.