Tomorrow, Senator Kerry will actually change the oil in an SUV. After that, he's going to shave himself in a broken mirror; then he's going to spit; then he's gonna polish some of his own shoes(gasp!); then he's gonna mow someone's lawn. You know, the list of this man's commonality with everyday Americans is simply staggering. Ain't it?
What a guy!
Viva Bush!
Hey, you forgot---he's going to urinate from a standing position! :)
LOL!
And later Kerry will drive himself...to the grocery store, to see how much a gallon of milk costs! That's a handy thing to know when you're stumping in a dairy state too. Then, it's a drive-in fast food photo-op, not really to eat of course, let's be serious here...oh, he already did that photo-op at Wendy's. How about a stroll through a Wal-Mart to buy a giant bag of Ol'Roy dog food for the Labrador retreiver a staff member just brought from the local shelter? Maybe some more huntin' stuff too, like a gun cleaning kit? Or maybe some car wax for his servants to put on Theresa's SUV? That's our common man, John F'n!