Never heard that expression. But your story is certainly "the bomb." Thanks for the entertainment. BTW, I have a friend in Italy who is a part-time security guard and he told me in confidence about a bomb hidden in a Twinkie in a convenience store near a railroad track in South Dakota. Has anybody else heard about this? I really need to know! This could be hugh! I'm series!
Go back to your shower and we'll let you know.