[Fiddlstix]

Kerry returned after a two hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12 gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird that he had shot.

You mean he didn't have a "gun bearer" too. I thought all "Great White Hunters" always have "Bearers" when they go on Safari. Especially the "Great Goose Safari of Ohio".

[mountaineer]

Ha, I have an image of those old movies where the British guys wore pith helmets and carried big elephant guns, and their native guides called them "Sahib." I bet sKerry would like that a lot.