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Some of those departures from the prepared text are pretty comical:

Kerry's Script: I believe we need a fresh start on health care in America. I believe we need a President who will fight for the great middle class and those struggling to join it. And with your help, I will be that kind of President.

Actual Kerry: I believe so deeply—and as I go around, Bob and Bill and I were talking about this coming over here from other places—that the hope that we're seeing in the eyes of our fellow Americans, folks like you who have come here today who know what's at stake in this race. This isn't about Democrat and Republican or ideology. This is about solving problems, real problems that make our country strong and help build community and take care of other human beings. I believe we need a fresh start on health care in America. I believe we need a President who's going to fight for the great middle class and those who really are struggling, even below minimum wage now. And they won't even raise it. With your help, ladies and gentlemen, I intend to be that kind of President who stands up and fights for the people who need the help.

Notice, among other things, that he doesn't seem to know where he is or where he's just come from. That's elementary politics. Your handler gives you a 3x5 card that says, "Senator, you're in the town of Waxahachee," just in case you forget.

I was wondering if his speechwriters were actually responsible for all those dependent clauses and prepositional phrases. Doubtless, they'll get the blame when he loses, anyway.

The man can't speak clearly because he doesn't think clearly.

Given his lack of accomplishment, it makes one wonder how he's been able to win and hold onto a Senate seat through four elections, too.