She's an Eurohag.
DING DING DING!
Eurohag descibes her perfectly!
Since I unashamedly come from poor white/red trash myself, it is very easy to spot true class, the USA version, when it appears.
The Bush family has it.
The married into Heinz money/Kerry family does not.
My hero's have always been cowboys...
The only difference betweeen a rich cowboy and a poor one is the price of the wine he seduces you with....