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Report: Martha whips up crab apple jelly in prison
New York Post ^ | 10/20/2004 | Rich Calder

Posted on 10/20/2004 2:37:09 PM PDT by daviddennis

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Maybe it's Mark Steyn's character reference, but this article really makes me like Martha.

Not even prison takes the Martha out of Martha, and I gotta admire that a bit. (Especially since I've started cooking for myself).

(My apologies to admin moderator; I was relying on the software to confirm that I needed to excerpt).

1 posted on 10/20/2004 2:37:09 PM PDT by daviddennis
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To: daviddennis; Dog Gone; RonDog; Rabid Dog

Figured you guys could use a laugh!

D


2 posted on 10/20/2004 2:37:37 PM PDT by daviddennis (;)
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I saw a headline with the words "Martha," "prison," and "whips" and got the creeping heebie-jeebies.


3 posted on 10/20/2004 2:38:58 PM PDT by TheyConvictedOglethorpe
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Martha living it up at Camp Cupcake!


4 posted on 10/20/2004 2:39:42 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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The guru of good living spent some time last week picking crab apples from trees that dot the grounds of her federal lockup in West Virginia — and used them to make a tasty dish.

Ok. Am I the only one thinking she needs some meds? ;-D

5 posted on 10/20/2004 2:40:11 PM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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I just knew this sort of stuff was gonna happen. Martha in the Pen would be about the only reality TV show I would watch. I can't wait to read about her decorating tips for jail cells...


6 posted on 10/20/2004 2:40:24 PM PDT by demnomo
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To: gopwinsin04

Letterman gonna have a ball with that news....


7 posted on 10/20/2004 2:40:59 PM PDT by dwilli
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To: daviddennis

Nothing wrong with turning lemons into lemonade. :)


8 posted on 10/20/2004 2:41:19 PM PDT by Constantine XIII
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"I saw a headline with the words "Martha," "prison," and "whips" and got the creeping heebie-jeebies."

LOL! Sort of brings up the image of a cheesy "Caged Women" sexploitation film poster, eh?


9 posted on 10/20/2004 2:42:03 PM PDT by demnomo
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That's a good one. She needs to spend more time reflecting.


10 posted on 10/20/2004 2:42:19 PM PDT by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens.)
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And im not kidding, they really do call this place in the federal system 'Camp Cupcake'.. Oy vey!


11 posted on 10/20/2004 2:43:28 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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Great Mark Steyn piece! I think he makes some good points, and I think Martha and her brand will survive. I know she contributes to the Democrat Party (what celebrity doesn't?), but at least she remembered that politics was not her primary game, unlike many other celebrities. And to my knowledge, she never made any statements on the things other celebrities believe themselves expert in, such as national defense and geopolitics.


12 posted on 10/20/2004 2:43:32 PM PDT by livius
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Can you imagine being in prison with Martha Stewart for what? Eight months? Is that how long? I would view it as a kind of internship and learn all I could from her! I mean, can you imagine how much you could learn just watching her?

I love Martha Stewart. I don't care what anyone says. I would love to be able to do all the things she knows how to do.


13 posted on 10/20/2004 2:45:20 PM PDT by 2Jedismom (All I want is a pair of red Chuck Taylors, a classic air-cooled Beetle and a poodle. ASG)
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To: daviddennis

Personally I like Martha and don't really understand all the demagoguery towards her.


14 posted on 10/20/2004 2:46:20 PM PDT by Tempest (Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
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I heard that Martha has already been punished for not adequately " Spreading Them " during her first day strip search. Warden sent her to the kitchen and told her to make 800 spam with mayo on white bread sandwiches. Now that's cruel.


15 posted on 10/20/2004 2:46:30 PM PDT by MAWG
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I almost have to agree with you. The woman may be a total witch but she has an ability many of us wish we could have.

I know I'm going out on a limb here but if her time in prison helps make one inmate think of doing something differently when they get out, her time may have been worth it.


16 posted on 10/20/2004 2:47:41 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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You can actually eat crab apples? All we ever used them for were for neighborhood brawls.


17 posted on 10/20/2004 2:47:44 PM PDT by Boiler Plate
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Yeah , stealing, lying, perjuring, looking down your nose at subordinates, expecting to be treated better than everybody else. Yeah she's a good example.


18 posted on 10/20/2004 2:48:57 PM PDT by pipecorp ("never know where you're going till you get there." the philosopher Insectus Harem)
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To: daviddennis

Mark Steyn is brilliant, easily one of the best columnists in the world.


19 posted on 10/20/2004 2:50:33 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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Somebody is lying. The National Enquirer said she was being brutally beaten by guards and inmates.




:)


20 posted on 10/20/2004 2:50:54 PM PDT by CriticalJ
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