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DFU SONG: Tell Laura I Love Her (classless witch TaRAYza Heinz Kerry slams the First Lady)
DFU SONGS | 10-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 10/20/2004 1:32:11 PM PDT by doug from upland

TELL LAURA I LOVE HER
MIDI can be found here -- http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/6488/midi.html

I know I'll live in the White House soon
John will destroy that buffoon
I shoot off my mouth...but I am not a loony tune

I have class and a sense of taste
They live there...that is such a waste
Things that I want I always get
Bow down to me, you idiots

'Cause Laura's a slacker...I'll be her attacker
She's never had one real job...so big stink bombs at her I'll lob

She's just a hick from a Texas town
And so I will knock her down
Look at her and you can see
She never will be as good as me

I can buy and sell anyone
And those Bushes will soon be done
I have an expensive plane
That drives you little folks insane

'Cause Laura's a slacker...I'll be her attacker
She's never had one real job...so big stink bombs at her I'll lob

My gigolo does what I say
Don't let the truth get in your way
Because her last name is Bush
I swear to you I'll kick her tush

'Cause Laura's a slacker...I'll be her attacker
She's never had one real job...so big stink bombs at her I'll lob

'Cause Laura's a slacker...I'll be her attacker
She's never had one real job...so big stink bombs at her I'll lob


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: asbadashillary; certifiablyinsane; crazylady; heinzkerry; loonytune; ultimatewitch
Unthinkable commander in chief. Unthinkable first lady. A combination manufactured in hell.
1 posted on 10/20/2004 1:32:12 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Unthinkable commander in chief. Unthinkable first lady. You know, I'm amazed at how people can still vote for these despicable people. Yes, it's unthinkable that this could be the CIC and First Lady. But, if we don't stay on top of this vote fraud thing, it could happen. According to all the talking heads, the way to stop the Dims from stealing this thing is for The Prez to win by 2 or 3 percentage points.
2 posted on 10/20/2004 1:36:07 PM PDT by no dems (NICE GUYS FINISH LAST !!! GET RADICAL.)
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To: doug from upland

Remind the Teachers Union that Teresa Heinz doesn't think they have "real jobs".


3 posted on 10/20/2004 1:36:59 PM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: doug from upland

She soon claimed that she'd forgotten that the First Lady had been a teacher and teachers are very important.

As if to infer that librarians and moms are not important.


4 posted on 10/20/2004 1:37:42 PM PDT by saveliberty (Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good)
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To: doug from upland
Big mouth witch apologizes -- CLICK.
5 posted on 10/20/2004 2:09:40 PM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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To: All

TERESA: TEACHING ISN'T A 'REAL JOB
Kerry Spot at National Review ^


Posted on 10/20/2004 9:32:32 AM PDT by jbwbubba


TERESA: TEACHING ISN'T A 'REAL JOB' [10/20 12:19 PM]

From USA Today interview with Teresa Heinz Kerry:

Q: You'd be different from Laura Bush? A: Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't know that she's ever had a real job — I mean, since she's been grown up.

What arrogance. Stunning, unmitigated arrogance!

From the White House:

Inspired by her second grade teacher, she earned a bachelor of science degree in education from Southern Methodist University in 1968. She then taught in public schools in Dallas and Houston. In 1973 she earned a master of library science degree from the University of Texas at Austin and worked as a public school librarian in Austin [until 1977].

Hey, teachers, librarians: Teresa Heinz Kerry says your work isn't a "real job"!

We can't all be ketchup heiresses, you know.


6 posted on 10/20/2004 2:26:12 PM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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To: All
APOLOGY IS NOT ENOUGH --- CLICK.
7 posted on 10/21/2004 6:37:31 AM PDT by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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