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Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
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| August 19, 2004
Posted on 10/20/2004 8:55:57 AM PDT by Zeppelin
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To: glock rocks
41
posted on
10/20/2004 9:10:42 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
To: Shryke
If you knew ANYTHING about Festus you wouldn't "hate" on him rthat way!!!!! He is a very hard worker and takes his job very seroiusly. He has great nails (nicer than mind) and he can't help the "DROOL" problem. Plus, he'd already dranken a case of Narogansit just before this. So STOP beimng so "MEAN"!!!?!?!?!
42
posted on
10/20/2004 9:11:40 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(And then I says, "Tell me I'm wrong!" and he says, "I can't, baby, 'cause you're NOT!")
To: Zeppelin
~ Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground ~
Response 1:
It was the campers fault. They were singing about the "# of beers on the wall" and the bear just got carried away.
Response 2:
Liteweight!
Response 3:
I wonder if BIGFOOT still respected the bear the next morning?
43
posted on
10/20/2004 9:11:48 AM PDT
by
Mustng959
(In loving memory of those that gave their all to preserve our Freedoms!)
To: Bacon Man; Hap; Eaker; Flyer
(I'm having fun over here PING!)
44
posted on
10/20/2004 9:12:08 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(And then I says, "Tell me I'm wrong!" and he says, "I can't, baby, 'cause you're NOT!")
To: Xenalyte
45
posted on
10/20/2004 9:12:36 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
To: Xenalyte
I mean Naragansit becuz I know some Spelling Police is going to come donwn on me.
46
posted on
10/20/2004 9:12:44 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(And then I says, "Tell me I'm wrong!" and he says, "I can't, baby, 'cause you're NOT!")
To: Gabz
YOU are problably in leauge with all the 'HATERS" so take it elsewhere! Mean and you don't know Festus!
47
posted on
10/20/2004 9:13:23 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(And then I says, "Tell me I'm wrong!" and he says, "I can't, baby, 'cause you're NOT!")
To: Americanwolf
I told the ranger I wasn't a bear; just need a shave. Idiots!
48
posted on
10/20/2004 9:13:42 AM PDT
by
Americanwolfsbrother
(This tagline was fact checked by Dan Rather and Mary Mapes so it's got to be accurate.)
To: glock rocks
49
posted on
10/20/2004 9:13:58 AM PDT
by
Mo1
(This Sept 10th attitude is no way to protect our country)
To: Xenalyte
Are you typing reallllly fast, or purposely typing like a beeber?
50
posted on
10/20/2004 9:14:05 AM PDT
by
Shryke
To: Zeppelin
"An rememer (hic) only you (pointing to self) can pre (hic) pre (belch) vent firest fores."
To: Zeppelin
Canadian Beer Jokes:
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU B**TARD!!!"
52
posted on
10/20/2004 9:15:28 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Xenalyte
....I am the bear's sister,..... Hmmmmm........
Are you the one who was bit by a moose?
53
posted on
10/20/2004 9:16:42 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Zeppelin
This story is about a month old. The bear refused to dring the Busch beer, but pigged (beared) out on the Ranier.
54
posted on
10/20/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT
by
billhilly
(If you're lurking here from DU (Democrats unglued), I trust this post will make you sick)
To: Zeppelin
Hold muh bear and watch this......
55
posted on
10/20/2004 9:19:09 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(John Kerry's one accomplishment....record-high amount of stupid campaign trail photos)
To: Xenalyte
I'm speechless................after going out of my way I don't know how many times to make sure Festus had Rainier, you call me one of THEM?????????
I'm so hurt.
56
posted on
10/20/2004 9:19:16 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
To: Zeppelin
LOL, I laughed so hard I cried. I needed this laugh this morning.
57
posted on
10/20/2004 9:20:51 AM PDT
by
AlexPKeaton04
(Moore and Kerry Please move to France)
To: Xenalyte
58
posted on
10/20/2004 9:21:30 AM PDT
by
saveliberty
(Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good)
To: StoneColdGOP
59
posted on
10/20/2004 9:23:33 AM PDT
by
Bella_Bru
(It's for the children = It takes a village)
To: cjshapi
That much beer and I'd be peeing all night, and much of the next day.
60
posted on
10/20/2004 9:25:07 AM PDT
by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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