General ... "Let us hope for your sake that Sergeant Kruger survives."
{Phone rings.}
Major ... "Ja?..It is the hospital, mein General."
General ... "What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? Yes...I see. Well, let me know if there is any change in his condition."
{Hangs up phone.}
General ... "He's dead."
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