"remember you heard it here first... IF THE RED SOX (by some miracle) WIN THE WORLD SERIES - JOHN KERRY WILL WIN THE WHITE HOUSE."
The Red Sox won't win the ALCS. Why? Not because of the curse of Babe Ruth, but because of the curse of Chappaquidick! As long as Senator Kennedy occupies the Senate in Massachussetts, it's curtains for the Red Sox.
Sorry, Red Sox fans, but it's the hard truth. It's time you sobered up to it and ousted Kennedy. If not for America, do it for your beloved Red Sox.
How can you lard the bad karma of The Swimmer onto the backs of the Red Sox? It ain't fair! The Swimmer's curse can not extend to everything Massachusettsian, can it?