Stick with peanuts, Jim-uh. It's obviously all you know.
In fact before you open your trap again to speak, stick a fistful in your mouth. Then all we'd hear is, 'crunch, mumble, munch, drool.' It would give you a lot more credibility.
This man is a fly speck in the annals of history.
"this man is a fly speck on a 'pile of dung'---"