You wouldn't have had to send me a red cent; I'd have done it freely and defensively, F. I'd have dropped them like 50lb sacks of sh!t on a 20 mile hike. The LEOs, much as I respect their daily service, will be irrelevant in the upcoming Civil War 2.
Caught this on Coast to Coast AM while working graveyard a couple weeks ago. They were discussing a guy named John Titor, a supposed time traveler who appeared in chat rooms for a period of time. One of his predictions from November 2000:
“There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005. That conflict flares up and down for 10 years.”
It goes on to talk about a conflict with Russia and some Star Wars sounding federation. Thought it seemed interesting considering the current level of civility around the upcoming election.