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Posted on 10/19/2004 2:00:20 PM PDT by delln

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1 posted on 10/19/2004 2:00:21 PM PDT by delln
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To: delln

Wait a second, didn't he say in the debates that he would keep his eye on the ball?


2 posted on 10/19/2004 2:01:34 PM PDT by RWRbestbyfar
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To: delln

John Kerry reacts to a report outlining the results of France and the UN's battle against Islamo Fascism.


3 posted on 10/19/2004 2:01:38 PM PDT by Patrick1
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To: delln

Brains!


4 posted on 10/19/2004 2:02:05 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
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To: delln

knockout blow.


5 posted on 10/19/2004 2:02:11 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: delln

UNNNNNHHHH


6 posted on 10/19/2004 2:02:18 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Wev'e turned the corner and we're not smokin crack.)
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To: delln

See, I can be a sportsperson, too.


7 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:03 PM PDT by pipecorp ("never know where you're going till you get there." the philosopher Insectus Harem)
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To: delln

'I have a zzzzzzzzzz"


8 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:05 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: delln

He looks exactly like Gomer Pyle.


9 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:09 PM PDT by OpusatFR (Let me repeat this: the web means never having to swill leftist garbage again. Got it?)
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To: delln

"Oh crap! Overdid it on the Botox this morning!"


10 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:11 PM PDT by Prime Choice (The Leftists think they can tax us into "prosperity" and regulate us into "liberty.")
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To: delln

Just curious, but why do you think the media publishes the most outrageously stoopid pics of sKerry? Surely they understand the emotional impact? What game is this they play?


11 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:14 PM PDT by Jaded ((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
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To: cripplecreek

That better.

(tagline adjustment.)


12 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:20 PM PDT by cripplecreek (We've turned the corner and we're not smokin crack.)
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To: delln
Vampire
13 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:33 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: delln

Words fail me, I'm laughing too hard. What a doofus.


14 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:42 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: delln

Kerry's post-convention bounce.

I know, it's a little after the fact, but we didn't have the picture then.

15 posted on 10/19/2004 2:03:57 PM PDT by Oblongata
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To: RWRbestbyfar
Did he have to buy a new Rug after that?? After the campaign he can be a spokesman for Hairclub for Men!

Pray for W and Our Troops

16 posted on 10/19/2004 2:04:15 PM PDT by bray (Hey Dingbat, how do you say Tax-Evasion in Portugese???)
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To: delln

1) Suddenly, and without warning, God struck John Kerry with a soccer ball.

2) "Look - I can levitate a soccer ball above my noggin!"

3) John Kerry prepares to receive an encoded message from the Mother Ship.


17 posted on 10/19/2004 2:04:18 PM PDT by Gman (AMiA)
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To: Prime Choice
Gooohly Sargent Carter
18 posted on 10/19/2004 2:04:44 PM PDT by Texasforever (Kerry has more positions on Iraq than the Kama Sutra)
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To: delln

"John Kerry's soul, in the form of a bouncing ball, left his body today as he succumbed slowly to a disease called flip-flopism..."


19 posted on 10/19/2004 2:04:48 PM PDT by rocky88 (" John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.")
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To: delln

Who's taking his eye off the ball now??


20 posted on 10/19/2004 2:05:19 PM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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