This may be the best news I've heard all day. On the one hand, if Kerry really thinks he can afford the luxury of taking time off to go duck hunting so close to the election, that would be a really worrisome indicate of what their private polls say. On the other hand, if the mayor is right and this is not a leisure trip, then Kerry's private polling must be horrible. I'll take the mayor's word for it that the situation is the latter one.
That's why he asked, "Can I get me a hunting license here?" at the Ohio store. Yep, John Kerry is just an uneducated hick, when he thinks he's surrounded by uneducated hicks.
The guy is a total phony, but you knew that.