Posted on 10/19/2004 9:13:18 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
That is the interview when he told Rolling Stones Magazine what he thought about the Iraq war, "I didn't expect him [President Bush] to f*** it up that bad."
He's so roonrey!
Just because I look like a dunce only means I am one.
Whoa! J Effin really said that..
To finish my thought: Rolling Stone is a music magazine, yet two weeks before the presidential election they have a cover story on Kerry, not a musician at all. Does anyone know the last time Rolling Stone featured a non-musician on its cover? Have they ever?
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
I read somewhere that Kerry had a surgical correction done for a dental malocclusion condition called "third degree underbite." This is where the lower jaw sticks out too far.
Rolling Stone has stooped to a new low.
bump
That is where he got the F'in (Effin) nickname here.
I've just inhaled. Now, vote for me!
He'd like to discourage use of the g-word.
That cover just SCREAMS OUT...
Bland.
OH come on now, don't insult the doggy!
Well, I'm big John Kerry;
and I'm kinda scarey;
but I'm loved everywhere I go;
I teach about beauty
and I teach about truth
at about 1mill$ per show;
I got all the friends that money can buy;
so I never have to rant alone;
I married Theresa
so I'm much richer;
but I couldn;t get my picher
on the cover of the Rolling Stone!
Rolling Stone;
gonna see my pictur on the cover;
Rolling Stone;
gonna by 5000 copies for my mother;
Stone
gonna see my gnarly face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone!
I gotta lotta litte teenageblue eyed groupies;
I borrowed them from Bill;
I got a genuine Islamic terrorist;
its gets better still;
you see its all designed
to win this time;
but I won't really win until;
like the win that'll getcha when you get
your picher on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
To the tune of Dr Hook's "Cover of the Rolling Stone"
MV
"MWM seeks Billionaire Heiress for 3rd Wife"
Looks like they did a whole lot of air brushing!
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